I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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