Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
