One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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