I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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