walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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