Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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