Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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