my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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