Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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