Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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