? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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