it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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