I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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