I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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