coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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