I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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