Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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