Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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