i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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