idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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