Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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