I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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