I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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