i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Duck Duck Cougar?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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