The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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