I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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