Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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