I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.