I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole