i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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