I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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