3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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