im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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