I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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