this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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