only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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