i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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