That's intense
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
