i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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