Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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