Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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