Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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