new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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