Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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