I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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