Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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