Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
3pm strippers are depressing
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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