Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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