I seem to have left my pride at pride
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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