You just made me feel so damn special
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Do I have a choice?
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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