If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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