she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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