from now on my penis is your penis
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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