I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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