just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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